It's the red flag up against stars and stripes
But we're peace-loving types
No one can deny that these are difficult times...
It's a sweet hail-fellow-well-met affair
For both eagle and bear
These are very dangerous and difficult times
For those that say that this is not a friendly clash
Don't be so rash!
I assure you comrades that is balderdash
What a load of whingeing peasants!
Thinking they can win - they can't!
What an exhibition of self-delusion
This one's a foregone conclusion
But enough of all this beating
Round the bushes of detente
We intend to collar
The Yankee dollar
We shall trash them
The value of events like this need not be stressed
When East and West
Can meet as brothers, ease the tension over drinks
Through sporting links
As long as your man sinks
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