HAOLE JULIA
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Words: Bill Dana (ascap); Music: Bill Dana (ascap); Handel (Union affiliation unknown.)
Sheet Music:
Recordings: According to Mr. Dana, "They will be in an upcoming
CD, Introducing The Couch Papayas, not recorded yet."
CD:
This is a story about a haole girl named Julia. Haole is a word which comes from the sound that a malahini
(tourist) says when he sees the hotel bill.
Now Julia became hapai. Hapai is when a woman looks like
she's sneaking a casaba melon out of the supermarket.
Anyway, Julia claimed although she was
hapai she never had anything to do with any man.
Hence the following tribute to a haole girl by the
name of Julia:
HAOLE JULIA. HAOLE JULIA.
HAOLE JULIA. HAOLE JULIA.
HA-OLE JU-U-U-LIA.
Mahalo to Mr. Bill Dana, who supplied the information and complex lyrics above.
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